Skeletons are scary. They lurk in dark places where you can't see them and then they come out and scare the be-jesus out of you. So annoying. Well, this is your chance to get them back. Get your Skeleton Crushing License and go to town on any skeleton lurking around. Grab them, smash them to bits and then sit back and feel the weight just lift away. How much better is life without those annoying things lurking around every corner. Relax. You're now free to go out into your wonderful life without any hesitation or fear. It feels good just thinking about it.